Spiritually speaking, will I pass my driving test tomorrow without causing mayhem and carnage on the roads?

Az a responcibel kitteh ai wearz ma sittingbilt devoice wen drivvin
tanks brilliantly8tIndigosquirtAMVAVT, it mite joost werk :)

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19 Responses to Spiritually speaking, will I pass my driving test tomorrow without causing mayhem and carnage on the roads?

  1. jere_hodges says:

    Spiritually speaking?

    "Be the road"….

  2. Senior IC: UU Atheist says:

    I should hope so.

    Old lady with shopping cart… 200 points!

  3. thekidwithoutabrain says:

    what the hell dude

  4. Knightcrawler013 says:

    Yes I hope so good luck chairmen.

  5. †lifeonloan† says:

    "spiritually speaking"……………..can you DRIVE?

    If you cause mayhem and carnage……you will probably and justifiably so, not pass.

  6. Iratu says:

    Put a video camera on the dashboard and put the video on Youtube.

  7. JJ says:

    My magic eight ball says, "Outlook Good."

  8. T C says:

    Spiritually speaking….. will you tell me where your testing at…. so I can stay the heck away

  9. ryan says:

    Just save the catnip for after the test!!!

  10. brilliantly8tIndigosquirtAMVAVT says:

    Psst! I'll work the pedals for you. You don't look like you can reach them and steer, too sweetie. lol

  11. PIERRE S says:

    Don't worry! You took your driving-lessons and you trained and you should do well. UNLESS you get a "religious vision" at the wheel and see all manner of nice things, except for that 18-wheeler coming at ya! Since religious people admit that SUCH THINGS HAPPEN, why trust any religious person with a driver's license? They should be limited to public-transit, in vehicles driven by Atheists.

  12. Waffle Captain says:

    Toonces, that you?

  13. seebob says:

    Can you see over the dashboard and reach the pedals?

  14. jeshurun says:

    You will pass and not cause mayhem if you do as the ancient Wise man says "Do not give your heart to wine" especially when you drive.

  15. Mrs. D says:

    Spiritually speaking, have you been practicing for your test? know the rules of the road? do you have confidence that you are well prepared and ready to take your driving test?
    If you answered "no" to any of these questions then you will probably fail your driving test miserably!

  16. jm47012002 says:

    I swear they should remove computers from any one under the age of 25, all atheists, and stupid people in general.

  17. Captain Sarcastic - The Captain says:

    If you are legally not considered able to drive until you get the license, then that would suggest that it is the PERFECT opportunity to intentionally cause mayhem and carnage!

    "I'm sorry, officer, but I didn't know what I was doing!"

  18. Auzziegob KILLS godjesus JUNKIES says:

    G'day Chairman,, , ;-0) ,As long as you don't drop ya guts during the drive around you'll be apples !

    The only mayhem and carnage that will happen,is to your reputation for being known to continually use the nauseating godgobbers term "spiritually speaking'.
    It is redundant and shows a lack of ingenuity , , and you are far to an intelligent cat for that,.,here's a free tropical fish >^=:)'>
    You can eat it or keep it as a pet,but please promise Auzziegob you won't use 'spiritually speaking' again !

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