1.How do you keep a blonde busy all day long?put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner. 2.why is a blonde like adoorknob?because everybody gets a turn.
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What's you question? I bet you are blonde!!!
those are ok. all are pretty old.
Meh…
So-so.
Corny, but good.
Mine is probably corny, too.
I just thought it up.
Why did the blonde risk her life running through traffic?
Because she saw a sale on hair dye.
Here is one for you:
How do you kill a blond?- Put a scratch-n-sniff at the bottom of a pool and ask then what it smells like!!
LOL!!!!! Here are some blonde jokes for you:
Q; Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
A: Because they can't remember the recipe
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year's hide and seek champion.
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?
A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!
Q: How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day?
A: When her tampon is behind her ear and she cant find her pencil.
Q: How do you make a blonde go crazy?
A: Tell her to sit in the corner of a circular room!
Q: Why did the blonde stand in front of the mirror with her eyes closed?
A: Because she wanted to see what she looked like asleep
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night.